oh, hello crack:
i mean, don't you think the girl would feel a breeze or something?
i'm pretty sure if my butt crack was hanging out like that it would make me feel really uncomfortable.
or maybe not.
maybe i should try it first before i judge.
but (no pun intended) let's be honest here, yo.
generally, the person who has the butt crack hanging out, is not the one who feels uncomfortable. it's usually the one who sees the butt crack. like, "omg, is that person sitting in front of me really letting their butt crack hang out?"
awkward.
unfortunately, the most awkward part of this post now is not hadley's butt crack showing but the amount of times i've said 'butt crack'.
i'm done for the day.
i'm pretty sure if my butt crack was hanging out like that it would make me feel really uncomfortable.
or maybe not.
maybe i should try it first before i judge.
but (no pun intended) let's be honest here, yo.
generally, the person who has the butt crack hanging out, is not the one who feels uncomfortable. it's usually the one who sees the butt crack. like, "omg, is that person sitting in front of me really letting their butt crack hang out?"
awkward.
unfortunately, the most awkward part of this post now is not hadley's butt crack showing but the amount of times i've said 'butt crack'.
i'm done for the day.
My almost four year old daughter is tiny and has hardly any hips or butt to keep her little pants up - lately I feel like me and the whole world have seen her butt crack endless amounts of times. I bought her some little belts to help but those just weigh her pants down more and I think we could more crack "showage" with the belts!!! Lol! It doesn't seem to bother her either!
ReplyDeleteIt's called a coin slot in our house :)
ReplyDeleteI love it!!
we call it a coin slot too sarah! but its usually my husband's that is hanging out. you're right emily, it's always the one seeing the crack that is more uncomfortable:) haha thanks for the laugh
ReplyDelete2 yrs ago my daughter (who was in Kinder.) was telling me how "rude" it was that the mom's at school (who were bending down sorting their kids Halloween candy) had their bum underwear (thongs) hanging out! Mom's in low rise jeans: Please wear a LONG shirt!! Thank you! Is it just MI or is this everywhere?? MOMS with plumber/skank butt!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!! Hilarious! And so true! I'm constantly tucking in my super-long tanks to make sure mine's not hanging out! (and I bought a long coat for helping with boots, etc at school so I don't have to worry).
ReplyDeletethanks for giving me a much needed laugh this morning! :)
ReplyDeletegiggling as i read this post - too cute!
ReplyDeleteand yes, those with their crack hanging out usually don't care, it is those around that feel very uncomfortable and awkward for sure!
CRACKING UP!!! (as in laughing seriously hard)! I'd have to say this is those are the cutest little cheeks I have ever seen!
ReplyDeleteI love me some baby butt crack! My daughter has the same problem since she was blessed with the same big booty as me. No low rise pants for me!
ReplyDeleteOh man! This made me smile! It's a little bit cute when they are little though! My brother recently finished his Navy training and we were at his ceremony. It was freezing (in the UK) and we were outside. They guy in front of us had his butt showing for all to see. The worst part was you couldn't help but stare at it! It was horrible...epecially when the goosebumps appeared because it was so cold! I guess we all have butt crack stories. :)
ReplyDeleteif audrey sees this post, she will immediately point out that i too show butt crack often. and that i have no nerve endings there.
ReplyDeleteIn our house its called "crackin me up" its our que to say "hey put that thing away"
ReplyDeleteAnd perhaps, what will be the most awkward thing of all is when Hadley realizes you posted this in a few years and is MORTIFIED. Isn't that what parents are for?!
ReplyDeleteLol, that's hilarious! I love the fact she is watching t.v. oblivious to her crack. Butt cracks no longer make me feel awkward...that's because my little miss bares her crack full-on every day. I'm starting to become desensitized to butt cracks.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! It's incredibly true that it is always the one who sees the crack that feels awkward. LOL!
ReplyDeletetotally made me laugh this morning!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL I frequently have this problem mostly because for so long, pants were made to ride really low. And you're right - those who see the butt crack are always more uncomfortable than those with the butt crack. LOL
ReplyDeleteHa! So true. I think we can all thank low-rise pants for a rise in peeking cracks!
ReplyDeletehadley and jami have the same 'problem'. my theory is that they don't have any nerves in their bun cracks...or at least, the top of their bun cracks. that's the only way to describe how someone can let their moon hang out for all the world to see.
ReplyDeletebahaha! This is so my Alli Jo...she never notices..but we all just crack up (no pun intended) LOL
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. She is going to love this post when she's older.
ReplyDeleteI have a sister and a daughter with butt crack disease! So funny!
ReplyDeleteHa! Clearly she is more interested in what's on TV than how her pants are doing.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHA! If she were older, it would not be nearly as cute or funny. But this totally makes me laugh. :)
ReplyDeletebetter this than a muffin top. but if she gets a butterfly tatt back there, I'd definitely ground her.
ReplyDeletemade.my.day.
ReplyDeleteperiod.
too. funny. !.
ReplyDeleteYou are down right funny. Little kiddo bc is totally acceptable! Adult bc... ew. :)
ReplyDeleteBoth of my kids still wear diapers, so we have yet to have crack at our house, but we have friends with a daughter who has a hard time keeping her pants up. When someone sees it we yell out "crack baby!!"...her clue to pull it up! :) You got a crack baby, too! hehehehe
ReplyDeletethis totally made me laugh out loud! and, it's so true....person witnessing the butt crack is more uncomfortable than person sportin' it! your blog makes me happy :)
ReplyDeletesaggy britches and butt cracks all up in this house (mine).
ReplyDeletebhahahaha.
PS check out your links. There's a wackadoodle one don't know if it's legit. 2 legit to quit...hay hay.
what? that's how I wear my pants...
ReplyDelete=) !!!!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh I know what you mean. Last week my neighbor literally had half his butt hanging out of his pants. It was sooooo disturbing. Like he couldn't feel it? But that picture is too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteo my gosh! ... this was the laugh my bladder was not prepared for this afternoon. thanks. :) haha.
ReplyDeleteLoved this posted ... made me laugh out loud and not the LOL kind but the real kind of laughing out loud. thanks for the laugh ms. butt crack!!!
ReplyDeletexoxo Mary Liz
It's reasons such as this that I pink fluffy heart the heck out of your blog.
ReplyDeletewow apparently everyone wants to talk about butt cracks! I was just driving home and saw this woman getting out of her car on the side of the freeway with her pants halfway down her butt without anything covering it. It was more than I cared to see, then I wanted to wash my eyes. She must have been on something because it's pretty cold and we out. Maybe it's buttcrack day and we didn't get the memo?
ReplyDeletehahah. presh.
ReplyDeleteDear Emily. Okay. You need to look at my blog today. Seriously. I make a cute baby, and you are going to want to eat him. word.
ReplyDeletehehehehe...she is soo gonna kill you for this one day!
ReplyDeleteha! i love it~
ReplyDeleteMy skinny 10 year old daughter is all butt crack. I swear they need granny undies.
ReplyDeleteloving that too!
ReplyDeleteSeriously glad I didn't have a full bladder or it would not have been pretty! Oh my word!!! You "crack" me up!
ReplyDeletei laughed so LOUD when reading this! that is a precious butt crack! my youngest gets one showing all the time when she starts dancing to Two Door Cinema.
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