featured sponsor december: living in yellow

today i have erin from living in yellow writing...she is our featured sponsor this month.
if you don't read her blog, you should.  you will laugh and laugh and then laugh some more.
and if you are interested in sponsoring our blog, check out our sponsor page then shoot me an email!


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Well hello there lovelies.

My name is Erin and I am the fingers behind Living In Yellow.

I have a husband whom I have spent over 1/3 of my life with.

Miraculously, I still adore him.

Together we look like this:

I also have given birth to one child.

She came out black and had way more fur than I expected.

She also barked instead of cried, so that was weird.

Anyhow, Maggie is her name.

She is pretty cute so we decided to keep her.

I could keep going, but instead I'll allow you to click here to learn more about me.

Let me just be honest here for a second-

Guest posts are awkward.

For starters, I am taking up somebody else's blog to write a post to readers that I do not know.

And I know that when you clicked on Emily's fabulous blog, you were hoping to hear from her.

Because after all, she is fabulous.

But instead, you see it's somebody else {in this case, me}

trying to win your hearts over and hope that you will think I am at least half as cool as Emily.

So first off, my apologies that you have to hear me ramble on.

Maybe by the end of this you will think

"You know what, for a guest post..I guess it wasn't all that bad"

....And now I just set really high expectations for myself.

Speaking of high expectations, I just learned the whole first three verses to Nicki Minaj's Super Bass.

Impressed?

Me too.

Anyhow--I thought and thought about what I should write about today.

I first came up with "Well, I could do a giveaway..."

But then I quickly remembered, I have nothing to give away.

I am not crafty.

Nor do I have a husband who is down with my spendin' our money on items just to give away in

Blogging world.

So scratch that idea.

Then I thought I could share with you all my "Blogging Lessons Learned"

But why would you want to take Blogging lessons from somebody you've never met before?

That's risky business y'all.

Last but not least, I thought heck..if all else fails, share a recipe.

And then I quickly remembered how boring recipe posts are to me.

I mean sure it looks fantastic, but the chances of me actually making it are slim to none.

More so, none.

Unless it is macaroni and cheese.

In which case, I will make it.
The same day.

Obsessed is an understatement.

So here is what I came up with-

You should probably just come over here and read my own words on my own blog.

There are all sorts of fascinating topics that will hopefully tickle your fancy.

Like for instance, how I keep my bowel movements regular,

 how to dominate your next family function,

and all the inside scoop all about my secret love affair.

True story.

Can't wait to see you on the other side....

Peace Out.

*comments turned off so you can leave erin some love on her blog*